Subtle Squishings
daedalus: icarus, whatever you do, dont fly too close to the sun
icarus:
icarus: im gonna fuck the sun
AGAMEMNON: all of you will swear allegiance to me
ACHILLES: [skateboards by] who the fuck is this clown?
"dirtbag illiad" (via luciphere)

tomhanksworld:

Tom & Michael Conner Humphreys being cute on the set of Forrest Gump.

ODYSSEUS: maybe patroclus should sleep in his own tent
ACHILLES: why
afraid i’m gonna do something
gay
ODYSSEUS: well yeah
UR RESUME IS LIKE -GREAT WITH KIDS LIKE RLY GREAT WITH KIDS FUCKIN PIED PIPER BRO -ALSO GREAT WITH DICKS LIKE RLY GOOD AT BJS *EVEN THO I NEVER SUCKED A DICK IN MY LIFE IK I’M REALLY GOOD
Melanie

benwinstagram:

get harry a pole 2k14

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jollymarco:

Chicago, 30/08. +/+


Harry, 30.08.14.

Harry, 30.08.14.

howtocatchgosling:

Robert Sheehan doing the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

Riiiight I love him so much omg

Riiiight I love him so much omg