I think lou teasdale is a magician but with scissors instead of a wand
sholem aleykhem
THIS IS THE INTERNET IF YOU ARE NOT BEING CREEPY YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG
-championawkward
I wonder what all of my loves look like as kids unless they are kids then I wonder what they looked like as embryos
-sinisterlava
I love that ranga is in fact a gay guy and a girl.
-suqmydiqtbh
like even if i wasn't as fabulous as i am
hos would still be hatin
back off mind yo bidness blog
-championawkward
You, above all else, have an impeccable knack for picking out the best lines to be taken out of context to sound extremely inappropriate especially if it’s said by a little boy. I approve of everything you choose to be,
-princealfonso
im me:
toasterfiend297
"I'm sitting here in the yard staring at a rose bush at one rose inpiticular this could be the most beautiful rose in the world but it doesn't compare to your beuty."
-it's uncle joe
i love your blog. like so dearly. but your recent infatuation with One Direction compels me to unfollow you. and though this may mean nothing to you, this is actually starting to be a real problem for me. I just love your blog so much.. and i don't know what to do because you are so funny but so obsessed
-renaissacne
your case requires constant surveillance. he who has been assigned to constantly watch you will lose his family and eventually his life as a result of a spiraling drug and alcohol problem stemming from his unrequited love for you.. his forbidden angel
-dead-poets
are the worst risottos
I’ve ever met.
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